*SCREAMING NOISES* WHY KITSU

BECAUSE I CAN

someone’s ready for dinner

Jehovah’s Witnesses—Who Are We?

We come from hundreds of ethnic and language backgrounds, yet we are united by common goals. Above all, we want to honor Jehovah, the God of the Bible and the Creator of all things. We do our best to imitate Jesus Christ and are proud to be called Christians. Each of us regularly spends time helping people learn about the Bible and God’s Kingdom. Because we witness, or talk, about Jehovah God and his Kingdom, we are known as Jehovah’s Witnesses.

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consider the following: what if someone spoke 95% puns

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"tworay i veal moray eel than the bay befour. purrhats it is beeclaws nesterbay was caturday, a bay witch i reely bait. maybee if i piston to sum moosic i will veal butter. oar it mite bee beeclaws i halfen’t had anyfin to yelp me veal foal. i will half a burr-grrr with frice"

HEY METAL I HERD YOU LIKE PUNS WELL GUESS WHAT im pasture fish puns metal because im oNTO MY COWLECTION OF AMOOSING COW PUNS

i dairy you to give me puns more well done than these; though i have no beef with you, im simply curious to know what you think of the new direction im steering my language towards

idek i probably had too much calfeine… actually im ribbing ya i havent had any today im pretty much just milking this to the point of no return out of pure boredom. i will probably view this as a misteak later but for now im not doing any farm posting these i think.

man some of these are really good im givin myself a patty on the back.

takes a bow// until we meat again, im done with this bulloney

Please stopppp

ooh wait how about this i cud i udder cow puns in honor of caleb

these puns are ptero-ble

but I will keep them up even if they make you dino-snore

s-implysatisfied:

therealkitsune:

oh yeah fun story; got my mom into an anime. like, she seriously has never liked anime and we thought she never would but then we had her watch the first episode of ao haru ride and she was hooked. she loved it and was all ‘next episode!!’ so we caught her up on that and will keep her caught up as new eps come out. uvu

You like AHR too?!? Oh my goodness I need to watch episode 2 and I’m caught up on the manga, just have to wait for the next chapter. :(
therealkitsune

Yea! I’d seen the manga around plenty of times, but never actually read it - until I saw that the anime was coming out this summer. So I read it over a little less than a week until I was caught up, then watched all the anime. There are actually three episodes out already. So good! >.<

my shoulders are saur

what if I just started speaking in dino puns

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im having tacos for dinrawr tonight